Things I learned this morning:

Mommy's little helper - so I thought!

Good looks help a lot, but they don't help you get away with everything.

Here is what I have learned this morning:

• Helping with the laundry by picking random pieces out of the laundry basket is not appreciated.
• Chewing a telephone cable isn't the same as making a phone call.
• Digging a whole between the carpet and the wall and getting caught with sheet rock in your teeth is a no-no.
• Eating raccoon poop tastes like sh... and is not appreciated
• Drinking water out of the shower is frowned upon.
• Eating soap neutralizes the taste of raccoon poop but makes bubbles in your mouth.
• Chewing pieces of the human's Birkenstock results in being evicted from the walk-in closet.

Have to find new strategies. Maybe camouflage?  Should redefine "fun" as humans don't appreciate my approach.