What the *%^$#@*......!?

EXCUSE ME!!! I think there was a HUGE misunderstanding here. I said I WANTED an Ester bunny - I did not say that I wanted to BE the Easter bunny.
Anyway....Happy Easter everybunny!

What!? - Do they think dogs are stupid?

Do I look like a stupid dog?!

Hi everybody,

Somebody sent this following article to my mom and dad this morning and they read it out loud so I got to hear what some of you humans seem to think of us dogs. Made me kind of sad. My favorite things are bully sticks, marrow bones and peanuts - not milk bones and tail wagging. But what do you know - silly humans who can't go outside unless you wear shoes and clothes!

But read for yourselves:

The Dog's Diary 8:00 am - Dog food! My favorite thing!   9:30 am - A car ride! My favorite thing!   9:40 am - A walk in the park! My favorite thing! 10:30 am - Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing! 12:00 pm - Milk bones! My favorite thing!   1:00 pm - Played in the yard! My favorite thing!   3:00 pm - Wagged my tail! My favorite thing!   5:00 pm - Dinner! My favorite thing!   7:00 pm - Got to play ball! My favorite thing!   8:00 pm - Wow! Watched TV with the people! My favorite thing! 11:00 pm - Sleeping on the bed! My favorite thing!

The Cat's Diary  Day 983 of My Captivity My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets. Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my strength. The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape. In an attempt to disgust them, I once again vomit on the carpet. Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their feet. I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it clearly demonstrates my capabilities. However, they merely made condescending comments about what a "good little hunter" I am. Bastards! There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight. I was placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event. However, I could hear the noises and smell the food. I overheard that my confinement was due to the power of "allergies." I must learn what this means, and how to use it to my advantage. Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking. I must try this again tomorrow, but at the top of the stairs. I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and snitches. The dog receives special privileges. He is regularly released, and seems to be more than willing to return. He is obviously retarded. The bird must be an informant. I observe him communicate with the guards regularly. I am certain that he reports my every move. My captors have arranged protective custody for him in an elevated cell, so he is safe. For now ... So, can you believe it? Looks like I have to polish my image and be a bit more  critical about my environment. Maybe I could join PETA or the ASPCA to make  a statement that dogs do have an opinion?