Just to set the record straight.....

....my mom wants all of you to know that I support the German soccer team during the 2014 World Cup! Not sure why I have to wear this stupid ribbon thing on my head for that, but mommy said that I have to sit still,  not eat the thing and look like a happy soccer fan - only then I would get a delicious treat!

The things I do for food!                                          Copyright 2014 The Ellie Blog

 And, as we all know, for good food and long belly rubs I support any team you want and hold off on shredding the ribbon thing.

Go, Deutschland! (And now give me that treat!)!

In my free time...

..when I am not sniffing, eating, chasing squirrels and sleeping, I have an awesome side job: I am a certified table tester!

Table with view into yard - premium quality

It does not pay very well, actually, most times, my best customers (mom and dad) even yell at me for testing, but I get great satisfaction out of the fact that I get to lay in the sun, elevated, so that I can see everything, and get a whole new perspective on life. The best rating for table comfort that my customers can get is the "worth laying on it"-label.

Sunny tables preferred!

I prefer indoor table testing over outdoors: Indoors there is always a chance of some food left on the table or an old bill to shred,

Testing a friend's table - free of charge.

..while outdoors you can get your paws dirty and, once in a while, even have to stand on stinky old moss. I mean, most times I like stinky, but moss is just not my flavor.

Outside testing, under protest.

So if you have a table that I can test for you, just let me know and I can swing by any time.

Any chance,...

....just if you have like 15 or 20 minutes or maybe an hour.....

.....that you could give me, because I really deserve it and have been a good girl today,

a magnificent, wonderful, fantastic, long overdue, so needed

 

 BELLY RUB???

Thank you for your consideration!